Category: Joke Board
You gotta wonder about lawyers
Subject: Disorder in the American Courts
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published
by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
Hehehehehehehehehe, good one! You know what they call a thousand dead lawyers on the bottom of the ocean? A good start. LOL
He, that's good, there's also something like this, exept with real 911 cals. I love these.
lol, love it!